August 29, 2012
It’s my new thing. I start off every stint at the local bar with a shot of Jameson and a Budweiser.
Stevie Ballz on the importance of establishing tradition
August 28, 2012 • 1 note

After that, I’m going to head out and you guys can stay and observe how fucking charismatic I am.

Stevie Ballz once again on his many many skills.

August 27, 2012

If anyone wants to party with me after the Republican National Convention, feel free.

August 26, 2012

I’m a politician. I know how to deny, deny, deny.

Stevie Ballz on his professional skills.

August 26, 2012

I said, “Is he ok?” And he said, “Fuck no, brah, I hit him in the head with a motherfucking chlorine machine.” Man, that kid was great. I love him.

Stevie Ballz on the habits of his high school friends

July 13, 2012
If I get into Harvard, this country is mine.
Stevie Ballz on his plans to take over America
July 12, 2012 • 1 note
I’d be the most pimpingest president ever.
Stevie Ballz on his presidential legacy
May 27, 2012
I can’t get addicted… I’m an American Hero
Stevie Ballz on knowing one’s limits
May 24, 2012
You know why I love this song, brah? All the gunshots.
Stevie Ballz on M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes”
May 23, 2012
He’s a fucking rat. You’re not supposed to respect a rat. They’re called rats for a reason. They’re fucking rodents.
Stevie Ballz on nomenclature